Thursday, September 9

at home with the materialists...

TV NEWS: "According to a study focusing on 450,000 Americans and how they evaluate their happiness, a salary of $75,000 a year is the magic number after which people's day-to-day happiness no longer improves."

ME: Well, fuck.

WIFE: Yeah. I heard that earlier today. At least we know we're happy.

ME: Yeah, but there is no room for improvement? Sorry kids - THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS!

WIFE: Maybe they meant $75,000 EACH.

ME: You'd better fucking get busy, then.

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