TV NEWS: "According to a study focusing on 450,000 Americans and how they evaluate their happiness, a salary of $75,000 a year is the magic number after which people's day-to-day happiness no longer improves."
ME: Well, fuck.
WIFE: Yeah. I heard that earlier today. At least we know we're happy.
ME: Yeah, but there is no room for improvement? Sorry kids - THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS!
WIFE: Maybe they meant $75,000 EACH.
ME: You'd better fucking get busy, then.
Thursday, September 9
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