Monday, March 30

(No subject)

To those of you curious about the cost factor (see comments to previous post)... It all comes down to voice vs data. I am on a per-minute phone plan, paying the-minimum $15/mo. The pay-as-you-go is $1/day plus 10 cents/min and i am ACCUMULATING time.. Meaning i use my cell less than 15 times a month.

Now, even if i KEEP my phone... Is anyone out there getting all the voice they need, plus unlimited email and tetxting for less than $35/mo?? Because i'll be damned if i could figure out how to do it. The phone companies will only sell you a data plan on top of a phone contract that starts at 500 min. I could find NO WAY to get a plan from AT&T or Verizon for less than $60/mo.

Same goes for iPhone. Would the web access be great for me? YES!! But i would not use the device as a PHONE enough to justify the $60 plan. The second they allow a data-only plan, I'll be all over it, but for now... $60 vs $15 or $20 or even $35 is a big deal to me.

And if it's multiple devices that bothers you, you should realize that the plan is to get rid of the phone completely if the Peek takes care of business on its own. In other words, if i can txt my wife "i'm on the 4:08" and if she can email me "dont forget i have PTO tonight".... And those messages arrive in a timely manner.... That's 90% of what i use my phone for so.... Fuck the phone... It,s history.

Besides... It can't do THIS...

(posted from the Peek)

Sunday, March 29

Only a test

Testing the feasibilty of blog posts from my new Peek-doodad. (see pic in sidebar) More to come...

Saturday, March 28

accidental viral marketing, or unsurprising typo...?

My rightwing conservative christian neighbor is putting up an anti-big-government sign that includes the url teaparty.com which seems to be the website for some band. I think they mean teaparty.org, which from the looks of their home page seems to be devoted to fiscal restraint and poor grammar.

Monday, March 23

spring break progress report...

Overall, the Break was a success. I met my main goal for course preparation, which was to get two lectures ahead in my Keynote production. We'll see how long that lasts, but for at least a week, I will NOT be planning my lectures an hour beforehand.

Not as much grading got done as needed to, but honestly... when does it ever?

I put in the closest thing to an all-nighter I've put in since I don't know when. Friday I got kind of a snippy email from my consulting gig asking for some stuff I had kind of promised them. I drank two cups of tea at 10:00 PM and stayed up writing until 2:00 AM.

The next day I got sick.

Guess this old body can't take that sort of work schedule anymore.

Friday, March 20

diagnosis...

I have a headache and my eyes won't focus and it's only 10 in the morning. I'm fairly sure at this point that I have a brain tumor. Probably a really big one. Part of me thinks it would be kind of awesome to have a brain tumor to blame all of my various problems and failures on. "Did I forget to take out the garbage? I guess I did. Must be because I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR!!" Argument? Won.

Thursday, March 19

crazy hard drive overkill...

I love my new 500 gig portable drive, but it has put me in the position of re-evaluating all of my data storage. Here is a list of all of the high-ish capacity drives I currently own...

Internal 250 Gb: The drive inside my Macbook
Desktop 1 Tb: A black LaCie I now use for backups
Portable 500 Gb: The new red Western Digital I just bought
Desktop 320 Gb: A big clunky enclosure I USED to use for my main backup drive.
Desktop 120 Gb: A smaller desktop enclosure I use for GarageBand archives
Portable 120 Gb: my old portable LaCie Porsche that the new WD is replacing
Portable 60 Gb: a drive I pulled from a dead student's laptop (Umm... I mean, the dead laptop of a student, not the laptop of a dead student) that has always been too flaky to entrust w/ important data.


So what I want to do is to give them all jobs, but make sure that all important data is backed up somewhere, but that not too many bits are going to waste, and that there is a PLAN, with no more than 2 copies of most files. (There may be some exceptions.)

This is my plan so far...
Internal 250 Gb: The drive inside my Macbook will hold all personal and work files and my primary iTunes library. Only videos which I plan to watch in the very near future will be stored on the laptop.

Desktop 1Tb: About half of this drive will be taken up with a double backup of the internal Macbook drive. (Even month/Odd month). The other half will be for archives of large projects, such as lecture videos.

Portable 500 Gb: The portable drive will house all videos, movies, TV shows, etc. - including backups from the other video drives. It will also contain my folder of unlistened-to or archived P2P music that has not been copied into my iTunes library. If there is room, this is where I will backup my GarageBand archives. For emergencies, it will also hold a backup of my Keynote presentations.

Desktop 320 Gb: This will JUST be a backup for videos.

Desktop 120 Gb: This will still be a working music drive for GarageBand recordings. (Backed up on the portable 500)

Portable 120 Gb: The old pocket media drive I used to keep in my everyday bag will get a new life as a Living Room media drive, assuming that the new DVD player we ordered from Best Buy ever comes off backorder. I bought an upconvert DVD player with a USB port which can supposedly play almost any video file type from a connected USB drive. We'll see. But if this works, I'll be able to back up a bunch of movies we've never watched off the TiVo and store them in a TV-watchable form.


I post this not because I think anyone cares, but because writing it down will help me remember where the fuck I'm supposed to put everything. And the good news is that, even though I'm not completely done with all the shuffling about, I've gone from having 4 Gb free on my laptop to having 52 Gb free. Which makes me much happier in general.


EDITED TO ADD: Not 10 minutes after posting this, the new Western Digital drive started giving me error messages and the Mac told me to back it up and reformat it. MOTHERFUCKER!! So now I'm back to 4.6 gig free, and I may have to send this fucking thing back!!

Thursday, March 12

targets of Dave's wrath: geese? check! possibly-retarded kids? check!...

To Parent Living on Busy 2-lane Thoroughfare: If it takes you FOUR MINUTES to DRAG your kid from the front porch to a sitting position on the Short Bus, perhaps you should consider driving your special little angel to school. Some of us have a fucking train to catch.

To Long Line of Canada Geese Walking Across 45 MPH Road: Look, I know it's a long migration and all, or maybe you're just tired and shagged out after a long honk, but you have the power of flight, a majestic freedom that humans could only dream of for centuries. How about you get off your FAT WADDLING CANUCK ASSES and actually FLY ACROSS THE FUCKING ROAD?!

Wednesday, March 11

web browsers...

So this week, after struggling with the ass-backwards interface and dubious new features of Safari 4.0b, I decided to jump ship once and for all for Firefox 3.0, and I was going to write a post about how well that's been working out for me so far. Then this morning, I preloaded my browser with 3 windows and 20 tabs for the ride to work today and the instant I opened my laptop on the train, Firefox crashed on me and I lost all my open windows.

So, as far as I'm concerned, all web browsers can suck it right about now.

Tuesday, March 10

attention...

Everyone can go fuck themselves today.

That is all.

Thursday, March 5

your questions answered...

After my flippant post about sabbatical, I got enough comments and questions that I felt like I should give a straight up review of how sabbatical works and what the scholarly expectations are for science profs at a Small Liberal Arts College. If only it were that simple...

The first complication is the issue of "tenure". I work at a peculiar institution where there is an unusually sharp division between the undergraduate and graduate programs - they are basically two separate schools, with two separate faculty. When I was originally hired, only the graduate faculty could have tenure. The undergraduate faculty worked on a contract basis. After two 3-year contracts, you were eligible for a 5-year contract, which was basically considered a sort of "tenure light". That has changed in the past year or so, and now we can opt to go for tenure as well, although few have done so, because the expectations for scholarly achievement are still unclear.

What I mean is... if I am a psychology prof at the graduate school I have things like graduate students and research money and a lab. If I'm a physics professor at the undergraduate school, I have none of these things. Which means I can't exactly be held to the same standards of "scholarly output" as someone at the graduate division. I can hardly be expected to do "real science" in the absence of any of the resources that real science demands. (We in the undergrad science department THINK that the administration understands this, but it is not 100% clear.) So the question then becomes... what "counts" as scholarly output or a "publication record" in that context?

Non-technical articles in teaching-journals? Trade books? Conference presentations? Curriculum websites? I wrote a fucking PLAY, does that count for anything? Nobody seems quite sure.

So. If I were a normal particle physicist at a normal university, a sabbatical would mean that I'd work on my research. I might travel to another institution, or a national lab like Fermilab, or to someplace abroad like CERN. The expectation would be that by the end I'd have a paper or two to show for it, published someplace like Physical Review.

But that's not what I do. My last publication in Phys Rev was my dissertation research almost 15 years ago. (Oy!) I teach undergrads and I develop new courses (I've taught something like 12 different NEW courses since 2003.) I present educational conferences to share curriculum ideas and teaching strategies. I got a grant to write a play about Copernicus. I assemble and edit 200-page collections of historical sources to use as course readers. Does any of this count for the kind of scholarly activity that a tenure committee (or hell, even a 3-year review committee?) is looking for? I honestly have no idea. And being only ONE physicist among only FOUR scientists... I don't have many places to look for guidance.

And so when I applied for a sabbatical, I was asked to provide a "rationale"... in other words... what will I be doing with my time. What I gave them was a one-page synopsis of two books I'm working on (mostly in my head) that straddle the line between trade paperbacks and undergraduate introductory texts. Both are ideas that I've had for about 2 years... Both are started or at least outlined. (One stands as a 28-page outline of chapter headings and introductions, the other is around 60 pages worth of essays, some of which are completed.) I can see them both winding up as 200-page books, but I have no plans to seek a publisher right now. For now, the plan is to have two 200-page books by the end of the sabbatical, at least one of which is finished, edited, and ready to print and use as a text for my introductory class. (I will probably use Lulu.com and just sell them to my students w/o a profit.)

So, I have clear goals for what *I* want to accomplish in those 8 months. Whether or not the powers-that-be will look at this output and see it as appropriate for an undergraduate physics professor, I have no idea.

Tuesday, March 3

gee! the bottom 20% of everything sure is clearer w/ these new glasses!!



... albeit slightly Dali-esque.
the new pair...