maybe it's one of those cool 'mission impossible' face masks...

There is this student in my Astronomy class today, sitting all the way in the back who looks more than a little like Tom Cruise. A youngish, pre-braces, post-Risky-Business... pre Nicole-Kidman but post-Top-Gun Tom Cruise. And when I say "more than a little" I mean...well... a LOT like Tom Cruise. Enough that when we make eye contact during class it kinda freaks me out.

"Oh SHIT... Tom Fucking Cruise is in my Astronomy class!!"

I find it terribly distracting. I mean, imagine how bad it would be if I was a WOMAN. (Or gay even.)

D.