my marriage in a nutshell...
[ring ring]
WIFE: Hello?
DAVE: Yeah, hold on, I was looking down and dialing and I just ran into a street sign.
WIFE: GASP!!! On no!!!
DAVE: (pause) No, no... not in the car, with my BODY.
WIFE: (pause) HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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