padding your CV with (ctrl)-C and (ctrl)-V...

So the big textbook chapter deadline is looming, and I have only barely half of what I need to have written.

I'm beginning to understand now how some researchers resort to plagiarism!

(I did manage to boost my word count last night by pasting 400 words straight from the mouth of Galileo. But that's not plagiarism... it's a "primary source sidebar". Besides, he's totally public domain by now.)