the kind of day i'm having...

I wonder if I can pick up the wireless office network in the men's room, because apparently that's where I'll be spending the bulk of the day. Seriously, if childbirth hurts any worse than the stomach cramps I have today, you women deserve a fucking medal, because I just don't see how it's humanly possible. I nearly lost consciousness... twice.

I'm not sure what the hell is going on, but I'll be steering clear of TGIFridays for a while, that's for damned sure.