and a cheap t-shirt at that...

I hate to sound like a techno-snob or anything, but really... it's a simple fact of life that if you are walking around Manhattan listening to a Rio or an iRiver or a Lyra or some kind of Sony portable radio thingy, you might as well be walking around wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase "TOO POOR TO AFFORD AN IPOD"

Sad, but true.