OMG!!! WORST ADVISEE EVER!!!

ME: "Did you make an appointment?
HIM: Uh no.
ME: "Did you look at the course listings?"
HIM: Uh no.
ME: "Did you go to the registration fair?"
HIM: Uh no
ME: "Do you have any idea what you want to concentrate in?"
HIM: Uh. Can you get like... a music major in this school?
ME: Uh... NO!

He's a transfer student who seems to know nothing about the school, even after spending a whole semester here. As if he threw darts at a map. What the hell am I supposed to tell someone who seems to have no idea what they are interested in? Take a few years off from college and get yourself a fucking personality?