i'm just going to let myself believe...

... that the little "-" symbol on the LCD doesn't mean what I think it might mean, lest I be led to the conclusion that the receiver end of our indoor-outdoor digital thermometer is somehow picking up signals from fucking Wisconsin, because there is no way it was NEGATIVE SIX fucking degrees this morning!!

I'm just going to stop complaining about the temperature, because every day I do, it's fucking 5º-10º COLDER the next morning.