O!! Tannenbaum!!!

Prepared for the annual ordeal of freezing my ass off while whiny children and picky wives stand in a circle and reject fir after fir, I was stunned today to drive to the local farm, get out of the car, pull an absolutely perfect tree out of the stack on the first try and toss it on the roof. The whole process took maybe 3 minutes.

"And what happened then? Well in Whoville, they say that the Grinch's small heart grew THREE SIZES that day!"